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Pakistan Finally Win In Sri Lanka

August 11, 2009
Younis: A wealthy Pakistani wants to purchase the Pak cricket team and show them around the world as a travelling circus. Sangakkara:But the players are tall, big built, with even bigger egos, “Space is a problem, how will they ever fit?”

Younis: A wealthy Pakistani wants to purchase the Pak cricket team and show them around the world as a travelling circus. Sangakkara: But the players are tall, big built, with even bigger egos, “Space is a problem, how will they ever fit?”

A headline that’s making a lot of their past players go “What the f&*#%! ”

Every sports team has it’s bogey team. They could be bogey teams across categories and everyone worthy of the FCKingdom knows that the next category in cricket lies in your imagination.

Younis: Don’t worry, they are collapsible

Younis: Don’t worry, they are collapsible

Like the team that always beats us at the world cup, the team that always beats us even if they’re doing shit against everyone else, the team that beats us when they visit, the team that always beats us when we visit and so on.

Pakistan and Sri Lanka share an even special, reciprocative relationship. Both are shit hosting each other, which of course means that both are invincible when touring each other. This has happened since the beginning of time and it’s the way things are.

But bold new Sri Lanka under their modded captain Sangakkara have disrupted the fabric of time and space by contesting Pakistan and defeating them across a series of Tests and 50 over ODIs at home!

Pakistan’s young guns kept the dead rubber bully flag high by winning the last two dead rubber ODIs. But the contest everyone’s looking at now is the T20 match.

Pakistan beat Sri Lanka in the final of the ICC World Twenty20 Championship just over a month ago to emerge World Champions. Sri Lanka have beaten them black and blue in almost every match they’ve met in since then, but Pakistan have recovered just in time for the format the are the world champs in.

Who will prevail and more importantly, what does your team look like?

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